The idea was to find the person with the best reason for needing a marital aid. The winner would participate in a shopping spree with Johnny and Scotty at the 11,000 square foot Castle Super Store.

Enter Critsy. Cristy claims her husband has such a diminutive penis (one and a half inches erect!) that she is unable to "get off." We decided that she was going to need a marital aid even worse once her husband left her for going public with his dimensions.
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