OFFICIAL SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED CRAP
MARTINI
SHAKER


This six inch shaker is a fine martini maker. That rhymes.
$10.00
SUPER JEW BALLS
We are your west coast Jew Ball distributor!
And why not? This isn’t as tasteless as it
seems. We just knew we could
corner the market.

$5.00

    
FART SPRAY
Clear the room. Impress the ladies.
Better than mace.

$10.00
    
SNO-GLOBE
Johnny and Scotty in the raw!
Watch their balls shrivel up when it starts snowing.
Makes a fine center piece.
$10.00

SCOTTY SIDE


JOHNNY SIDE