FULL FRONTAL MALE NUDITY is proving to be verrry popular
with TTS readers! The paper's only been out four days, and I've been absolutely
inundated with requests for pix of Scotty Crane's hot bod! Now Scotty's
Shaken Not Stirred co-host Johnny Seattle wants in
-- I just got a full-frontal shot of HIM, too (with a decidedly military
theme!). It took too damn long to mail Scotty's pic out to everybody, so
I told the Stranger techies: "Put 'em on the website!" (Celeb
Nudie Pics), duh. If you don't have web access, feel free to e-mail
me.) ··· While I ALWAYS welcome celeb nudie pics (I'm
starting a gallery), I'm particularly interested in sexy submissions from
any Q13 on-air personalites (Oh, Lowell! I'm talkin' to you!),
as well as any city council members. (Margaret Pageler need not apply.)
* * *
FAMILY AFFAIR: Sarah was buying navel oranges at Pike Place Market,
Thurs 1/20 lunchtime, when Metallica's Lars Ulrich cruises by...
PUSHING A BABY STROLLER! His whole family was there: wife ("tall,
beautiful," browsing for tie-dye T-shirts), son ("cute! with blond ringlets!"),
and dad (sporting a long white beard). Sarah inserted herself into this
idyllic scene long enough to ask for an autograph. Nice as pie, Lars smiled
and signed "Lars 2000 Metallica." Uh-oh -- has the big, tough rocker
lost his edge? Not to worry. Sarah sighs,
"I heard him cuss a couple times!"
* * *
LIKE A HURRICANE: Late night Fri 1/21, R.E.M.'s Peter Buck
(nudie pic wanted) wandered into the Hurricane Cafe, looking
"shell-shocked" (as usual, hm?). Sevius reports, "Pete was with two
frat boys, one of whom suggested that if Buck told the host who he
was, they wouldn't have to wait for a table." The noble rock star replied,
"Don't be stupid!" -- but his hungry crew couldn't hold out, and
before long they blew outta there in search of faster food.
* * *
THE PREZ AND THE PIRATE: Kimberley spotted demure glassblaster
Dale Chihuly Wed 1/19 at Town Hall, where saintly Southern gentleman
Jimmy Carter held forth on humanitarian topics. Dale and his VIP entourage
were escorted to center (but not front-row!) seats in the sold-out
house. When the beloved ex-President left the stage, Chihuly pursued him
through the stage door. But I guess there was a backstage dress code,
because it seems Dale got the boot after just a couple of minutes!
··· What I wouldn't give for a Dale Chihuly nudie pic....
Hey! Why not get sponsors on board and award PRIZES?! WOW!! Let's
see what our marketing poobah Kevin can dig up!
Keep your eyes on the stars' asses! shirley@thestranger.com
