Little Johnny Seattle, host of

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Johnny's Book: Sketches of People I Hardly Remember
Nickname: The Lizard
Sign: Cancer
Hobbies: Small game hunting, drunkeness, hurting peoples feelings
Idols: Mussolini. Oscar the Grouch, John Ritter
Favorite foods: Veal, Burgers, Mice
Deadly Sin: Greed
Status: Bottom Feeder

 
Little Johnny Seattle, today

Johnny as a child	Johnny with a new hairdo
Johnny at work	Johnny hard at work
Miller time	The brother Johnny never talks about

Top 5 Lizard quotes

Johnny Salutes You