Little Johnny Seattle, host of


Johnny's Book: Sketches of People I Hardly Remember
Nickname: The Lizard
Sign: Cancer
Hobbies: Small game hunting, drunkeness, hurting peoples feelings
Idols: Mussolini. Oscar the Grouch, John Ritter
Favorite foods: Veal, Burgers, Mice
Deadly Sin: Greed
Status: Bottom Feeder

Little Johnny Seattle, today

Johnny as a child

Johnny with a new hairdo

Johnny at work

Johnny hard at work

  Miller time

The brother Johnny never talks about


Top 5 Lizard quotes

Johnny Salutes You