Blow Me Up Lizard Presents:

 

The Top 5 Lizard Quotes:

 

#5.

"What could possibly be funnier than a couple of homeless Viet Nam Vets?"

 

#4.

"Who cares about the homeless--let 'em eat cardboard, it's edible housing."

 

#3.

"I didn't see what was so sad about Helen Keller."

 

#2.

"People want crap. I sell it to them."

 

And the #1 Lizard quote...

"Fuck The Community"

 

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